Teenager lights armpit on fire to impress girls, crashes.

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo) 09/17/2014 at 23:29 • Filed to: armpit

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You can't make this stuff up.

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The passenger apparently decided that it would be hilarious to light the driver's armpit hair. Oh, and none of them were wearing seat belts. These are the kinds of things you have to do for entertainment in Idaho.

Ditches love Broncos.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Alfalfa 09/17/2014 at 23:31

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Between the arm pit, impress girls, and Idaho part, I just can't decide which joke to make.

Nibby > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ 09/17/2014 at 23:31

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Plot twist: The girls he was trying to impress were his sisters and first cousins.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Alfalfa 09/17/2014 at 23:32

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...my generation. They are all morons.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Nibby 09/17/2014 at 23:33

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If I were surprised I'd have much more entertaining response

#reallyIdahoI'mJustKidding

Dsscats > Alfalfa 09/17/2014 at 23:33

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Opponaut reposts front page article, Opponauts mad.

You can't make this stuff up.

Leadbull > Alfalfa 09/17/2014 at 23:34

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I know this guy who carries around a book of matches and just lights them up whenever.

Inside his car, inside my friend's apartment, and almost inside Aldi (we stopped him).

/coolstoryleadbull

Fookin' Prawns > Alfalfa 09/17/2014 at 23:39

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Idaho: Come For the Cheap Booze, Stay Because You Lit Your Armpit Hair on Fire and Crashed™

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Alfalfa 09/17/2014 at 23:40

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Also, for some reason I just noticed that he left his fucking lights on. Because of course.

Alfalfa > Dsscats 09/17/2014 at 23:42

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Torch copied me and went back in time.

I made that one up.

Alfalfa > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/17/2014 at 23:54

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Well, it looks like he at least turned one of them off...

Alfalfa > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/17/2014 at 23:54

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You said it, not me.